What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
09.06.2025 00:51
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
Why has Biden pulled ahead in battleground states and is now projected to win the 2024 presidency?
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Why do some men like older women?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”